- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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