How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Donald Trump.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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