A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Anti Joke

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