- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

a woman votes!

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

my shift key is broken1

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why is the ground wet It rained

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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