- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

President Donald Trump

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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