- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Dusters blow stuff.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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