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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

How many people live in China? At least ten.