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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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