- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Click here to end the world.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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