Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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WILLY

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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