why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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knock knock come in!

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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