- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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