Jokes Ki Duniya

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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