Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Penis.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Reading books

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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