Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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shut up kobe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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