How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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A black man comes home from work.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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