shut up kobe!

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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ass.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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