- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Knock, Knock. Come in!

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Joesph Triphook.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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