How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Ain't idn't a word.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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