Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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womens rights.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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