Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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I have a gay camel

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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