-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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