- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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