What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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long in the tooth!

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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my shift key is broken1

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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