- Anti Joke

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Sex education in Texas.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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