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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

A black student graduated High School

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

scientology.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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