How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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you suck

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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VAL SUCKS

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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mental kid

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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