Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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