Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Alchohol.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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