What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Guess what? The Game.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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