Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Where's the dick??? east

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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