How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

I shot a bitch.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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