Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

My love life

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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