- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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