- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

An Asian man fails a math test

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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