- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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