Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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I am very humble.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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my shift key is broken1

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Seven

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Anti Joke

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