a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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