- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A black student graduated High School

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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