A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Homosexualism is so gay man

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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