I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Ol-ive

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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ur an fagit

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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