What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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