Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Worms don't like apples.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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