What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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YOU

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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