- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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