How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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