What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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