- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Justin Bieber.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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