Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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