Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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